Blagues et humour récents et populaires

Le lieutenant Rzhevsky dort. Messieurs les officiers marchent sur la pointe des pieds, appréciant

rares minutes peu courantes. Le lieutenant ouvre un œil, messieurs

officiers dans la panique - maintenant envoyer. Le lieutenant Rzhevsky ouvre le deuxième

yeux et dit pensivement :

- Messieurs, dans quelle huile les œufs sont-ils frits? .. Alors, les œufs, apparemment, sont frits

huile de tournesol...

Le lieutenant ferme les yeux, et tout le monde échange des regards choqués - le lieutenant

Rzhevsky N'A PAS ENVOYÉ!

Le lieutenant ouvre un œil :

- Mais qui acceptera cela, messieurs ...

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