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Lieutenant Rzhevsky is sleeping. Gentlemen officers walk on tiptoe, enjoying

rare uncommon minutes. The lieutenant opens one eye, gentlemen

officers in a panic - now send. Lieutenant Rzhevsky opens the second

eyes and says thoughtfully:

- Gentlemen, in what oil are eggs fried? .. So, eggs, apparently, are fried

sunflower oil...

The lieutenant closes his eyes, and everyone exchanges shocked looks - the lieutenant

Rzhevsky DID NOT SEND!

The lieutenant opens one eye:

- But who will agree to this, gentlemen ...

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